Gnome Mage

Gnome Mage

Saturday 29 December 2012

Sort It Out, Blizzard! I Needs My Off hand!

Still can't connect to WoW *sadface*. And  I NEED to pew pew on a Saturday night for stress relief!  I expect this to be fixed by the time I finish work. Or I send SqueeGnomie. That's right, Blizzard. I will send SqueeGnomie to your offices and instruct her to throw snowballs at everyone there. She may even bite. I don't know. She's unpredictable when she's mad. You have been warned...


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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 December 2012 at 12:06

    ooooh scared of the squeegnomie :O,
    must put servers back on

    /blizzard

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  2. Little Miss Jones29 December 2012 at 15:12

    Dear Blizzard

    I hear that servers are back in working order. I knew a visit from SqueeGnomie would do the trick. While I have your ear may I ask a few questions?

    1) Why do Orcs smell so bad?
    2) How many penguins is too many penguins?
    3) Am I ok to penguin Nelf Warriors who throw snowballs at me?
    4) Could my gnomie be any more awesome, even if it tried?

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  3. Anonymous29 December 2012 at 18:34

    * just a note to point 3, i would surgest you cut of the ears and stick it in the snowball before you throw it.

    /greetings

    Someone that dous not fancy nelfs, sneaky bastards!
    PS: neither warriors, bloody rage...

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  4. Anonymous30 December 2012 at 00:28

    But, are you sure it was a night elf warrior who threw the snowball and not snowflakes..

    are you really sure. ofcourse its okay to penguin those if it takes the blame of me. mhuaua

    oooh and on point 1. orcs have recruited Hozen to help them.. everybody knows monkey's throw other stuff then snowballs to others.

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  5. Little Miss Jones7 January 2013 at 17:26

    I bet it was that bloody dwarf after all! Hmmmm

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